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Mr. Kool-Aid (Demo)
03:02
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Mr. Kool-Aid
Drinks by himself
From one thing to the next
Fucked by his self-help
Pours himself a glass or four
He likes to taste himself
Mr. Kool-Aid
You got a problem now
Yaweh, no way
I guess I might’ve missed the Kool-Aid
Mr. Kool-Aid
Fucks by himself
Open up your dirt button
Let the poison drain out
Relieve yourself
Believe yourself
Taste the sweetness of your
Poor-kid staple, cover-up
You got a problem
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2. |
Sick (Acoustic Demo)
02:48
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There's way too much shit filling my head
Gotta let it out
No progression, might as well be dead
I'm getting sick of everything
And I'm getting sick of everything
Sometimes I don't even feel like myself
Feel like my selfish attitude
I'm disgusted with myself, so why aren't you
My inner asshole's ruptured out
So can you hear me now
I'm not sure of how much more of myself
That I got left to put into this
But that's just fine with me
Feeling trapped with nowhere to run
Too much pressure's caving in on me
But why can't I fucking sleep
Let me out
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Jordan was a pumpkin
On Halloween
Jordan was a pumpkin with a mohawk
(then a bunch of other stupid shit)
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You were blind
But now, you see
The sea between
You and I
Don't try to be
The way I wished you could be
You're better this way
Give it a rest
Cause I'm tired of saying I love you
Everyday
Throw me away
I'm waste
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Ven con migo
A mi cama
Yo prometo que no
Se lastimate
Mucho mas
El bebe
Es el sangrado
No puedo encontrar
Un trapeador
Se esta haciendo
En mis zapatos
Que estan esperando?
What are you waiting for?
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So warm
Underwater.
So cold
And dark above her.
She knows she’s
The only one in the world.
She is the only one
Who knows what’s best for her.
She knows that she ain’t worth a shit
What’s a shit worth?
You don’t even know.
The thing that twists her mind
She knows it so well.
I don’t think
You know where you are.
You haven’t
Noticed you’re not far.
Your perception
Is twisted.
You’re feeling
Nihilistic.
You don’t even know.
The worst day of her life
It wasn’t so bad.
I know you want attention
You've had enough
Oh, that's too much
I know you want attention
You've had enough
Oh, but she didn't know
When to stop
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(banter about Snoop Dog)
And I did not poop my pants
Shart
And I did not poop my pants
Shart
Joey thought I did but really I didn't
Shareeeart
Sharty sharty shart
You shart in your pants
Sharty sharty shart
You shart in your pants
Shaaaarrrrrt
But the real reason
Was that I needed more
Because they're all at my townhouse
Yeah right
I did not shart my pants
Yes!
I did not shart my pants
I think you did!
I did not shit my pants
YES!
Goddammit Sam
You sharted in your pants and they were soupy as fuck
You didn't know what to do, and you were in your truck
Oh fuck, you're gonna be in trouble
And the poops are double
You shart in your pants
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10. |
Buttfish (Acoustic Demo)
02:50
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Nothing left to try
Why still be alive
Looking for some meaning
To this life
You came out the backside of me
Blue mound of disbelief
What's happening to me
Another one slips down the drain
Tell me what I should believe
Cause I can't find it anyways
In the drain
Another one slips down the drain
Potential son becomes a stain
Aborted child has died in vain
Waiting for no one to save her
I don't gotta take this shit no more
You left my body on the floor
No fucking instructions
I can't fucking function
Don't tell me that you love me if you don't
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11. |
Unicorn (Acoustic Demo)
02:44
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Unicorn
Won’t you save me?
With your horn
Full of unicorn gravy
Spread my wings
Let you in
Over the rainbow
The fun will begin
Your horn is big
Hard and firm
So many magical things
I’ve yet to learn
From my unicorn
So big and strong
My unicorn
All nightlong
With my unicorn
Can’t go wrong
With my unicorn
First I mount you
Then you mount me
Riding together
In harmony
Back and forth
Through the grass
I’ll take the reins
And you can smack my ass
Up and down
Side to side
It’s gonna get wet
Like a slip-n-slide
With my unicorn
So big and strong
My unicorn
All nightlong
With my unicorn
Can’t go wrong
With my unicorn
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